my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
He kissed a someone with a penis
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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