doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
she peed on how many people?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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