just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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