Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
