found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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