i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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