oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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