It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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