It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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