Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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