what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I need water and some morals
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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