I want to make a zoo with you.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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