i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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