i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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