yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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