I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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