I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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