If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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