kristin has been a bad kristin
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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