he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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