question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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