i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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