it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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