either way he was missing a nipple.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
and you fell through a lawn chair
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
