i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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