So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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