I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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