Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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