It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
