that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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