4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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