What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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