So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You were trust falling into bushes
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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