Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm always down for nudity.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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