420 ftw
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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