we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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