I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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