Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
And my parents said I crawled through the house
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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