i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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