I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The air taste purple.
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