There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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