I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Is that strawberry winking at me??
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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