Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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