bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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