God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
i out mim tonsoeep
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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