But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
...so i touched it.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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