Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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