i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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