I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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