no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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