whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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