Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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