I'm really into asian looking animals
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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