that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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